Man Pays $3.7Million To Have Sex With Megan Fox, Doesn’t Go As Planned
Man Pays $3.7Million To Have Sex With Megan Fox, Doesn’t Go As Planned
So, you’re a wealthy business man. You’re unlucky in love. And, like every other human ever, you like the look of Megan Fox. So what do you do? Try and buy some time in bed with her of course!
This less-than-bright-business man is somehow successful enough to have over $3.7 million despite being enough of an idiot to think that someone like Megan Fox does a bit of escort work on the side.
Yu ‘Martin’ Xu claims to have paid $3.7 million to the Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort for ‘sexual services’ from Megan Fox, ‘Independence Day’ actress Angelababy, and model Candice Swanepoel.
Unsurprisingly, none of the stars turned up. What a sad night that must have been. Xu is understandably furious, and he decided to sue Royal Court Escorts to try and get his cash back, according to the The Daily Mail. Now that’s a smarter move.
In his claim, he said:
“It was agreed that if (Mr Xu) paid the sum of $3.7 million (the agency) would provide Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel and ‘Angelababy’ as escorts for sexual services.”
The best part has to be that Royal Courts Escorts will actually be defending against the claim instead of just holding their heads high and admitting they tricked him. They have yet to submit their defence but it will make for a great read, we’re sure.
How the hell are they going to get out of this one? And how the hell was he silly enough to get into this sitatuation anyway?
So, you’re a wealthy business man. You’re unlucky in love. And, like every other human ever, you like the look of Megan Fox. So what do you do? Try and buy some time in bed with her of course!
This less-than-bright-business man is somehow successful enough to have over $3.7 million despite being enough of an idiot to think that someone like Megan Fox does a bit of escort work on the side.
Yu ‘Martin’ Xu claims to have paid $3.7 million to the Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort for ‘sexual services’ from Megan Fox, ‘Independence Day’ actress Angelababy, and model Candice Swanepoel.
Unsurprisingly, none of the stars turned up. What a sad night that must have been. Xu is understandably furious, and he decided to sue Royal Court Escorts to try and get his cash back, according to the The Daily Mail. Now that’s a smarter move.
In his claim, he said:
“It was agreed that if (Mr Xu) paid the sum of $3.7 million (the agency) would provide Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel and ‘Angelababy’ as escorts for sexual services.”
The best part has to be that Royal Courts Escorts will actually be defending against the claim instead of just holding their heads high and admitting they tricked him. They have yet to submit their defence but it will make for a great read, we’re sure.
How the hell are they going to get out of this one? And how the hell was he silly enough to get into this sitatuation anyway?
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